Signed on the dotted line-->
...and just inked a deal with Magna.
Yep, folks it's real: I am now an official Magna factory team rider. And as such, have all the perks and benefits.
Soon I'll be appearing on the Magna Team-USA Tour at various Wall-Mart and Target stores near you. Stop by and see me: I'll be discussing the benefits of riding while attempting to not kill myself on a bike assembled by minimum wage employees in the back of aforementioned stores, while exhausted at 2am, and amped out of their gourds on Mountain Dew.
And yes, I inked it for some serious bread too. Can't really say here, but suffice it to say... it's more than Heather Mills got from Sir Paul, and less than Sir Paul got from Heather.
"Magna, the official bike of LFoaB"
Being connected has its advantages.
Keep Ridin'... Always
SWEET! Can you score me one of those dual suspension Magna bikes? Nothing I want more than a pig-iron double-bouncer. I bet it would last all month!
Posted by: yam | May 13, 2008 at 06:09 PM
On with the next topic, please. We'll just pretend this episode didn't happen.
Posted by: mark | May 13, 2008 at 06:12 PM
Congratulations!
Let us know if they send along a team wrench to service your newly sponsored bike...
..::grins::..
B
Posted by: beth h | May 13, 2008 at 08:26 PM
They must be paying in 5 Rivendell bikes a year, to ride one of theirs for a day ! :)
Posted by: Jeff MacDonald | May 14, 2008 at 04:33 AM
So what is the life expectancy of Magna team riders?
Posted by: Chad Parrish | May 14, 2008 at 06:56 AM
No shame in eating.
Posted by: bryantp | May 14, 2008 at 01:59 PM